Can't Improve? Eat Shit

Cicero claimed that the fantastic Fox News story he linked to said it all. True, to a point. But there were some pretty Foxy stories linked to off the meth-rocket page. For example, check out the unrelated image packaged with the story (see hideous evil-turd-dog with grandpa-ear-hair image at left.)

Or how about the following fo-real Lindsay-Lohan munging headline: Fans Lean on Lindsay to Eat Full Load.