Eau de Spears

Cicero (after varying amounts of opium, absinthe, Campari and beer) and a sober Minerva engaged in a heated debate at my place last night over what, if anything, Britney Spears smells like -- and if that smell is good, bad or neutral. After arguing back and forth for a half hour (trust me, it felt much longer), we agreed that we'd throw this open to the readers here to settle this. So...

Does she smell? Good or bad? Like what? If she does smell, which part(s) of her specifically smell, or is it a whole-body thing? (If you have thoughts on other celebrity smells, feel free to comment on them here, too.) And if you've actually gotten close enough to Britney Spears to settle this once and for all, well then by all means hand over the details.

So that they don't prejudice the outcome of this important scientific poll, Cicero and Minerva will be prohibited from commenting for at least a couple of days.