Happy Fourth (Please Fuck My Wife)!

This weekend in my junk folder I came across an email from someone with whom I attended both middle and high school. This was a bit of a surprise given that I don't think we'd exchanged more than 20 words during our 7 or so years sharing the same hallways and the occasional classroom. To the best of my recollection, we never even did that respectful-head-nod thing when walking by each other -- that chin-lifting and eyebrow-raising thing that connotes some middling sense of mutual respect and/or recognition between two males of a similar age. No, there was none of that. Which is why I was especially surprised to read the contents of the email:

Hey. It's been too long!

I'm not sure if this email address still works, but I thought it'd give it a shot and say hello.

Jen and I are roosting in Salem, MA and trying to reconnect with old friends. Let us know if you're interest in joining us in the lifestyle: http://jenanderik.swinglifestyle.com/

Even if not, please say hello.

Have a great fourth!!!

You too, Erik! And thanks for the link, which leads to photos of Jen (whom I've never met, but whose ass I've now seen from much the same angle a shower drain might) and your subtle tagline: HUSBAND WANTS TO WATCH WIFE FUCKED.

As a service to readers, if you're female and in Salem this Fourth of July and you'd like to strap on a dildo and bang Erik's wife while Erik watches, click away. Please don't forget to tell him I say hello.