A Deadly Enema, The Little Jew, and a Shrieking Joan Crawford Orgasm

The LA Times has posted an edited (but still-good) transcript from tapes made by over-rated starlet Marilyn Monroe during sessions with her psychiatrist. There's no way to confirm if they're authentic -- they're made from notes transcribed from Monroe's long-lost, still-lost tapes -- but, either way, it's a great read. There's some really hysterical and titilating stuff, like when Monroe tells of getting Joan Crawford off:

Crawford had a gigantic orgasm and shrieked like a maniac.

Unfortunately Monroe doesn't mention whether she used her mouth, fingers or a vibrator. (We know what she didn't use: "No wire hangers!")

Maybe she killed herself. Maybe she didn't. Frankly, I don't give a damn. I am excited, though, at the prospect of this transcript turning into one hell of an HBO movie in, say, 2007. Scarlett Johansson as Marilyn?

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