Smell My Finger (NSFW)

Everybody loves somebody, sometime. And sometimes that love is a solitary affair. For those times, I give you VULVA Original.

Their website, SmellMeAnd.com, touts the product's "authentically natural vaginal flavour" and "erotically seductive scent of the vagina." How does it work? I'm not entirely sure, but for only $25 it will "beguile the senses" once you "apply it to the back of your hand and sniff."

For those of you more into the phallus, don't fret: the company's FAQ file insists that a penis-scented flavour is on the way!