"Why the Fuck is Hulk Hogan Maroon?"

That's a very good question, courtesy my friend Dude. Just why is he maroon (or scarlet, maybe)? Not sure.

Anyway, it seems the aging wonder and Real American took a break from his re-upped, unwatchable VH1 family-reality abomination in order to re-emerge (for about the 15th time) from wrestling retirement this past weekend.

This photo (taken from Bill Simmons's gripping ESPN account of the match) makes Hogan look like a really angry microwaved hot dog.