Here David Coverdale Goes Again

If you're lucky you can recall Whitesnake, one of the more prominent gender-bending cheese-metal bands of the 80s. In the video (scroll) for Here I Go Again, their anthem, lead singer David Coverdale pantomimed and kicked a bit on stage, but most memorable was when drove around in a car while C-movie starlet Tawny Kitaen hung her ass out the car's window in an impossibly uncomfortable pose, or when he put the car in park and she writhed seductively on the hood.

Fast forward about 20 years or so. Anyone who reads the paper knows Kitaen is completely fucked in virtually every way. But I had no idea that Coverdale today looks like a leather-faced middle-aged woman. (Minerva says he looks like Susan St. James from Kate & Allie.) And, yes, sadly he also "has chiclet teeth".

If you're feeling nostalgic Whitesnake has a miserable website that, like Kitaen, is mostly horizontal.