People in Their Early Twenties Know EVERYTHING!!

Or so it seems. Two 24-year old lipstick lesbians were featured in the New York Times because they have written a manual for lesbians. While I am glad to see someone besides humorless granola lesbians representing my team, this duo appears to have the mental depth of Paris Hilton, and I am sure their book will be a lot slimmer than the survival guide I could have used while growing up gay in the South during the Reagan era. I hope their book at least includes a glossary of psychobabble.