Pervez Nimbly Pulls a NIMBY

Pakistani despot Perv Musharraf is "thick skinned" from having held dying men in his arms, according to a Time interview, and barbaric enough to describe the "moneymaking" qualities of rape, according to a disputed quote from the Washington Post.

But, as he notes in Time, he's not too fond of the idea that Osama bin Laden might be found somewhere in his country. Nor does he want bin Laden found by Pakistanis.

Before you shit your pants I urge you, fellow Americans, to fear not. I continue to sleep well knowing that Porter Goss knows all we need to know about bin Laden's location. And President Bush is on the case, too.