The Answer: LET IT ROT!!

The question: What to do with Lenin's body?

Alternatively, he could be sold to Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro -- or perhaps an uber-ostentatious capitalist like T. Boone Pickens or Donald Trump. Lenin's corpse might also make for an interesting curio in Steve Wynn's new casino-resort. After all, didn't one casino operator once want to hire ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev as a greeter for a reported seven-figure sum?