Insane in the Brain - Bush Remix

We all know that Bush smoked marijuana in the 70s, but who knew that he still takes hits from the bong?

According to a BBC documentary that will be released later this month, Palestinian leader Mahmud Abbas and former foreign minister Nabil Shaath claim that Bush said god told him to cock the hammer on Iraq and Afghanistan.

The US leader also told them he had been ordered by God to create a Palestinian state, the ministers said.

Shaath, now the Palestinian information minister, said: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God.

'God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan'.'

"And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq...' And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God I'm gonna do it'," said Shaath.

The thought that the man who has his hand on the nuclear glock - and claims the right to nuke first and ask questions later - hears voices in his head will keep me up at night.

Of course, Bush ain't going out like that. The White House says Bush never made such comments.

Either way, I wanna get high.