Little Baby Chicken Safe in Arms of Jesus

Liverpool, England police are urging residents to move along. Move along. There's nothing to see here.

Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.

A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.

Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.

Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.

One of the cards read: "RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx."

Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".

Let the BBC take you to the scene of the crime (?) here. Maybe it's just me, but I'm pretty sure Eric "Fatass" Cartman is behind this one.

[Cross-posted at The Agitator.]