Nomaaaaaaaaah!

Former Boston Red Sox shortstop/god Nomar Garciaparra jumped into Boston Hah-buh last week to rescue two women who'd somehow fallen in.

One woman had a large lump on her head and appeared to be unconscious, [according to Nomaaaah's uncle, who followed his nephew into the har-buh]. When she came to, the first thing she said was: "Are you Nomar?" Victor Garciaparra said.

Redemption for you, Nomar. Your sulking and the "Beautiful" commercial with Mia are forgiven.