DC is Full of Wankers!

The December/January issue of Men's Fitness features a poll of over 11,000 people on sexual attitudes and behaviors. In the article's "State-by-State Guide to How Americans are Getting It On," Washington, DC, has the distinction of being the "State with the Most Wankers."

Notwithstanding the fact that DC is not a state -- much to the chagrin of putative Senator for life Jesse Jackson -- "men in DC masturbate more than men anywhere else in the US -- 30% play with themselves at least every other day."

Only every other day?!?!

Wyoming retains the distinction of being the "Most Sexually Frustrated State" -- "the men and women of Wyoming claim not only to be incredibly dissatisfied with their sex lives but also have a hard time finding even a single decent lover."

Perhaps a migration to Alaska ("State with the Horniest Men") or North Dakota ("State with the Horniest Women") would be in order.