I Really Need to Go to Urban Outfitters

Prudes in Troy, Michigan are protesting the local Urban Outfitters because it carries sexually explicit materials and books on how to grow marijuana. Bowing to pressure, the store has already removed a book with photos and drawings of sex positions. This is a shame because teens will never figure out how to do it without being able to look at pictures of other people doing it. If only sex was as easy as sticking something into a hole.