Asswipe

Some of you may have seen this bit in today's Washington Post Express.

Something stinks in the Briscoe Middle School bathroom, and it isn’t the toilets.

Beverly police say a jilted toilet-paper supplier was so miffed he lost his contract to sell to the schools, he decided to wipe out his competition.

Armed with a tube of superglue, he snuck into the school and glued the locks on four toilet-paper dispensers in a boy’s bathroom, preventing anyone from filling them, police say.

Briscoe is my old middle school. (My uncle now works there.) Whole thing here.