Don't Tell Radley Balko

because he will have a heart attack. The 2006 Defense Appropriations bill that Congress recently passed contains $3.4 million for Breathalyzers. What do breathalyzers have to do with national security, you ask. Stop undermining our war on terrorism! Don't you know that asking questions only aids the enemy!! You should also not concern yourself with other non-defense expenditures in the defense bill, such as $3.4 million for Lewis and Clark bicentennial activities, $500,000 for the Arctic Winter Games, and $3.8 billion for the Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Foundation. More than $12 billion in non-defense expenditures in all.