Hey Lindsay, I'm an Older Man

Lindsay Lohan was a bulimic drug-using stalker, according to the actress, who recounts her struggles in a new Vanity Fair interview. That's hardly all she reveals. Lohan also appears in "alluring, bare-breasted photos" and notes that she likes older men like Johnny Depp, whom she calls "edgy and... dirty."

Bra-clad shot of someone who has definitely got her boobies back here. Fair and balanced coverage here.

Of course if you need some sort of intellectual-dreck pretext to buy a rag like VF -- I buy it for the travel articles. Honest! -- note that the Lohan issue also gives you the opportunity to see what Christopher Hitchens has to say about "Uganda's Children".