Out of Office

An unnamed White House source has informed me that Dwight from the American "Office" has his own blog. He poses numerous interesting questions, such as "why do people fear robots?" And "who would win in a fight, Spock, Data, Bruce Lee or Sly Stallone from 'Judge Dredd'?" Sadly, no one has bothered to ask him about the mysteries of the show "Lost."

This is as good a time as any to pose my own question, stolen from a TtP reader who I once shared The Swamp with. If Colonel Sanders and General Tso got in a fight, who would win and why?