So Much for a Kinky New Year

First, a friend (you know who you are!) fails to inform me that there was a S&M conference in town last weekend, where you could pay to fuck girls tied to chairs and lick edible latex off big breasts. Now, I find out that I missed out on a weekend in Orlando where a hotel booked a swingers conference AND a teenage women's Catholic school soccer team for the same weekend. Oh, the fun that ensued.

My biggest gripe is that the hotel had two distinctly different groups under the same roof," said Camporini, 49. "A soccer team and middle-aged swingers should not have been booked together." The families said the sexually adventurous partygoers sometimes flashed breasts and bare buttocks in front of the children as they sashayed through the hotel atrium. The parents described the dress at the Crowne Plaza Hotel-Airport in Orlando as "raunchy, despicable and worse than prostitutes."

So much for a kinky New Year. I can only hope that the next DC Reason magazine happy hour has some strippers.

Via Drudge.