Sports + Hot Chicks - 'Insider' Hassles = FoxSports.com
I've pretty much given up on ESPN.com's front page. Sure, I still check all the great columnists and Page 2, but I've ditched P1 and become a regular visitor to Fox Sports.
Why? No irritating "Insider" password bullshit, no password-protected archives, no movies that launch when you don't want them to and won't launch when you do, and no pop-under ads you always end up launching when you try to close them.
As a Fox Sports convert, I've also become a fan of the Fox Funhouse. (So much so that, if they ever end up needing additional staff, I highly recommend they call me. Please.) The Funhouse is just as lowbrow and trashy as having the horrific Jillian Barberie give Terry, Jimmy, Howie and JB hardons by slinking through the weather on Fox's NFL broadcasts, but it's actually smart and lots of fun. (Yes, of course they have a blog.)
I note this as a way of pointing you to the Funhouse, which is currently promoting "AskMen.com's 2006 Top 99 Most Desirable Women". It's a much better collection than Esquire's -- Jessica Biel comes in at a more reasonable #7 at AskMen.com, whereas she somehow won the Esquire poll (this still kills me) -- yet it still contains all of the spelling errors you've come to expect of polls like this. (AskMen.com has "Angelina Jole"; Esquire had "Selma Hayek".)
Go. And if there's anyone hotter than Monica Bellucci (#15) or Scarlett Johansson (#28) I want to know about it. [And if anyone has worse rabbit teeth than Alessandra Ambrosio (#36), looks more like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine than Evangeline Lilly (#45), or is more overrated than Maria Menounos (#5), I'd love to know that, too.]
Why? No irritating "Insider" password bullshit, no password-protected archives, no movies that launch when you don't want them to and won't launch when you do, and no pop-under ads you always end up launching when you try to close them.
As a Fox Sports convert, I've also become a fan of the Fox Funhouse. (So much so that, if they ever end up needing additional staff, I highly recommend they call me. Please.) The Funhouse is just as lowbrow and trashy as having the horrific Jillian Barberie give Terry, Jimmy, Howie and JB hardons by slinking through the weather on Fox's NFL broadcasts, but it's actually smart and lots of fun. (Yes, of course they have a blog.)
I note this as a way of pointing you to the Funhouse, which is currently promoting "AskMen.com's 2006 Top 99 Most Desirable Women". It's a much better collection than Esquire's -- Jessica Biel comes in at a more reasonable #7 at AskMen.com, whereas she somehow won the Esquire poll (this still kills me) -- yet it still contains all of the spelling errors you've come to expect of polls like this. (AskMen.com has "Angelina Jole"; Esquire had "Selma Hayek".)
Go. And if there's anyone hotter than Monica Bellucci (#15) or Scarlett Johansson (#28) I want to know about it. [And if anyone has worse rabbit teeth than Alessandra Ambrosio (#36), looks more like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine than Evangeline Lilly (#45), or is more overrated than Maria Menounos (#5), I'd love to know that, too.]
posted by TtP Staff @ 1/31/2006
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