Cheney Says He 'Had Had a Beer'

CBS reports the beer; Fox does not.

And then there's the Texas Parks and Wildlife report (via Fox). It notes Cheney did not seem to be "[u]nder the apparent influence of intoxicants or drugs." There's a mis-spelling of Cheney's address. The only thing that strikes me as a bit off is where it says Cheney shot Whittington in the right side of his "face, neck and chest," since the chart's graphic seems to indicate the injuries were sustained by Whittington on his left side.

I guess I'll have to wait like the rest of America until 6 p.m. to get the fair-and-balanced truth.