Dennis Hastert, 'You Fat Fuck!'

Apparently Denny Hastert missed the news about his body double Ariel Sharon. Yesterday's Washington Post Reliable Source mention of fat fuck Hastert pigging out before SOTU at Charlie Palmer's was only touched on by the guys at Wonkette, so it's worth a closer look (and added emphasis).

Speaker of the House Denny Hastert, chowing down on shell steak, cheesecake, onion rings, asparagus and potatoes pre-SOTU at Charlie Palmer Steak on Capitol Hill...

Whenever I see Hastert -- and it'll be even more the case after reading about these meals he ate -- I can't help but picture the excellent Susie Essman (who plays Jeff Garlin's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm) screaming "You fat fuck!" at Hastert. (In Hastert's defense, he did skip CP's Porterhouse for Two and its accompanying lardons.)