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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Osama Announces Book Club

Some great satire here:
After a brief mention in his terror tape last week turned a little-known book into an instant best-seller, al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden today announced that he was officially launching “Osama’s Book Club.”

Mr. bin Laden’s glancing reference to “Rogue State: A Guide to the World’s Only Superpower” immediately sent the book soaring to the top of the best-seller lists, inspiring the world’s most wanted evildoer to form his new club....

In a new tape released today, Mr. bin Laden revealed his club’s first selections, including several anti-Bush books by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Other choices, however, were more unexpected, such as “Memoirs of a Geisha,” which the terror mastermind called “a sensual feast.”

In addition to his book club, Mr. bin Laden announced plan to launch a new magazine called “O,” which he described as “a magazine for the jihadist lifestyle.”

Thanks for the link, Jenny.