Child Walks into Strip Club

Read here about an Oklahoma toddler who walked into a Tulsa strip club. I actually think it is pretty funny, though of course the law doesn't see it that way and is taking the incident very seriously. My favorite gem is that the police arrested and charged the father, one feckless Greg Killion, 31 with,

a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision."

Aren't all three year-olds in need of supervision? Surely the ones who run around and scream at restaurants all over Washington, DC are. I guess the lesson here is that even if there ain't a law against it, if the law don't like it, they will make something up. I personally wish that the law would get more creative about how to reign in the well-heeled miscreants plaguing my dinner hour and visits to Starbucks.