'Missing' is the New 'Mom Drowns Kids'

Remember a decade or two ago how it seemed like every week or two there'd be a story about a mom killing her kids and blaming some man (he was usually black) for the crime?

Well that's so out now. In? Turning up missing. Definitely very now. How else to explain the top four headlines at CNN's website right now?

And just how widespread is this "missing" phenomenon? It's so prevalent that even non-pretty, non-white, non-girls are finally getting some ink. Cicero must be thrilled.