Next from the Boston Globe: Did Underage Drinking and Talking to Strangers Get Natalee Holloway Raped and Murdered, and Why are Girls so Stupid?

Pretty White Girl Natalee Holloway is still missing, but the police have a new theory. Deputy chief of police for Aruba, Gerald Dompig, told CBS television's "48 Hours Mystery" program":

We feel strongly that she probably went into shock or something happened to her system with all the alcohol — maybe on top of that, other drugs, which either she took or they gave her — and that she ... just collapsed," he said in the interview, scheduled for broadcast on Saturday.

..Dompig said she could have either died in a nonviolent manner, by her going into shock or that she collapsed due to her body's reaction to effects from alcohol or drugs, or she was killed.

She could have died from an overdose. Or she could have been murdered. That's some nice police work there, Sherlock. I guess she could have been eaten by a shark too. I await the Boston Globe's expose on how young women are still going to Aruba, getting drunk and talking to strangers, even though getting drunk and talking to strangers will get you raped and murdered.

In other Pretty White Girl news, New York's "pot princess" gets probation for drug crimes that land other people in prison for 25 years. It's about time that a Pretty White Girl gets a break in life.