Rest in Amorphous Pieces

Robert Baker, a Cornell University professor who invented the chicken nugget, died Monday at age 84. Baker was a great American who also gave us turkey ham and fowl dogs.

Shot of him (at left) with President Clinton here. PETAriffic nugget Wikipedia entry here. McDonald's Chicken McNuggets entry here.

Prove just how disturbed and bored you are by spewing "gooey galactic gobs of sauce at tasty Chicken McNuggets" here.