This One Has me Unexpectedly Longing for 'Piss Christ'

Leave it to some pro-lifers to finally prove beyond a doubt (not that I had any) that there is indeed no god.

A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

It's a rare occasion that finds me speechless. It must be the nausea.

Since I'm paid well here to come up with something (though I really sort of need to change the subject), I will note some surprise that DC's own Katherine Heigl found the time to break from her work as the hot chick on Gray's Anatomy to crouch on a bear head -- the image is clearly her and not Spears. (Making it the worst thing she's done since her movie "dad" Gerard Depardieu ogled her 16-year-old bod while fighting off her-age suitors' advances in the creepy My Father the Hero.)

More here.

[Thanks but no thanks to former TtP blogger Isis -- who stopped off here for the blogging equivalent of a cup of coffee -- for the tip.]