Good Page 2 Reads

Chuck Klosterman has a great piece up at ESPN's Page 2 on Barry Bonds, while Bill Simmons has "written" perhaps his best. mailbag. ever.

Here's an excerpt from the latter.

Q: Hey Bill, where did Vito Spatafore get that outfit he was wearing at the gay bar in the "Sopranos"? Did he pick up an old "Police Academy" costume at Steve Guttenberg's garage sale?
--Steve H, Seattle

SG: I'm just happy that Vito shattered one of the untouchable Hollywood records of all-time: "Funniest scene by a movie or TV character improbably enjoying himself in a gay bar," which was previously held by Al Pacino in "Cruising." If there was a way to digitally merge the Pacino and Spatafore dancing scenes, that would be the moment that finally caused me to cough up a lung.

Get 'em both while they're hot, or at leaset before ESPN relegates them to Insider hell.