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Saturday, April 15, 2006

How Crazy is Tom Cruise?

So crazy that he is holding seminars to teach his pregnant fiancé Katie Holmes as well as friends, family and staff how to prepare for their baby's birth.
The actor told the US edition of GQ magazine, "We have been doing seminars so that everybody in the family understands what Kate's going through and for Kate to understand it. We have also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby."

The Mission Impossible star claims "everybody" who comes in contact with Holmes is educated on the impending birth, Contactmusic reported.
Uh, what exactly do people have to be educated about? That Cruise can't be gay because he has proof that he fucked a woman? We get it already. And what exactly do people have to prepare for? How to protect the baby from the evil alien overlords? And no offense Tom - ok, offense - but shouldn't Katie be educating you on what she's going through? Does she really need you to tell her the significance of what's going on inside her own body?