I Wish They Had a Miss Ugly America Contest

But since they don't, I'm forced to vote for the ugliest dog. The World Champion will take home $1,000 and a trophy (up substantially from last year’s $200 prize money). I voted for Lucille Bald (featured right).

Lucille Bald, aka Lucy, resides leisurely on the outskirts of sunny Cocoa Beach, Florida. She was voted "Orlando's Ugliest Dog" by the readers of the Orlando Sentinel. But the title was unfairly ripped from her little paws (that can double as bird feet or deer tines) because we live on the coast and not technically 'in Orlando.' They did another newspaper story calling it "Another Florida Election Gone Wrong."

Via The Agitator, who continues to cover the important issues of the day.