Just Shoot Me (Unlimited Orgasms Deluxe Edition)

Via The Superficial I learn that actress Mandy Moore says she's embarrassed of appearing on the latest cover of Cosmo because there's a headline that says "orgasms unlimited" next to her face.

I'm very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent's have framed every magazine that I've ever been on from the beginning. So there's a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and 'Mandy's favourite colour is pink!' and now Cosmo and my face and 'orgasms unlimited.' And my dad has to take it to the framer's to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me - it's just an article [that appears in the magazine]!"

That's embarrassing? Try eating placenta and hitchhiking with hookers.

As for unlimited orgasms, the multi-article Cosmo special feature is here. If you don't have time to read it, here's the gist: Drink lots of sake and have sex with me.