Mission Placenta

In what I wish would become a metaphor for "Mission Impossible III", police in Santa Clarita, California confused a movie promotion for the movie with a bomb.

the Los Angeles Times rack was fitted with a digital musical device designed to play the "Mission: Impossible" theme song when the door was opened. But in some cases, the red plastic boxes with protruding wires were jarred loose and dropped onto the stack of newspapers inside, alarming customers....Times officials said the devices were placed in 4,500 randomly selected news boxes in Los Angeles and Ventura counties in a venture with Paramount Pictures designed to turn the "everyday news rack experience" into an "extraordinary mission."It was just that, at least for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department arson squad, which destroyed the box.

Why not just have newspaper boxes shout out advertising slogans everytime you open them, like "It's Miller Time". Or better yet, turn the newspaper boxes into vending machines since no one reads newspapers anymore anyways.

In related Tom Cruise news, he has made Jamie Foxx an honorable uncle of his new daughter. To which Jamie Foxx said, "I don't mind eating Katie Home's placenta. I would eat anything that came out of her vagina." Ok, he didn't really say that. I'm quoting Tom Cruise. Or I could be making it up. And that's what's sad. You just don't know.