Rush Limbaugh is a Maggot-Infested Pill Popper

Rush Limbaugh was arrested today on prescription drug abuse charges. Maybe it's all the scotch I've had to drink, but I can't help but giggle like a young school girl having her feet tickled by Justin Timberlake with a dildo in her vagina. For starters, this is karma's way of punishing him for the disgusting comments he made last week on his radio show about medical marijuana patients.

"The FDA says there's no -- zilch, zero, nada -- shred of medicinal value to the evil weed marijuana. This is going to be a setback to the long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking crowd." (Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, April 21, 2006).

Pretty rich stuff coming from someone who defrauded several doctors and sent his maid to buy Oxycontin and Vicodin from drug dealers in a parking lot. Of course, one could make an argument that Rush Limbaugh is actually a hero. I mean he did work hard to get drugs off of our streets and into his mouth where our children couldn't get access to them. It's tough work, but someone has to do it.

Now, I believe that even a big fat idiot shouldn't go to jail for using drugs, even if he thinks other people should do hard-time for their drug offenses. And he won't go to jail. In fact, he scored a great deal from the prosecutor, like most rich white men do (while poor folks and people of color get long prison sentences).

According to [his attorney], Limbaugh also has agreed to make a $30,000 payment to the state to defray the public cost of the investigation. The agreement also provides that he must refrain from violating the law during this 18 months, must pay $30 per month for the cost of supervision and comply with other similar provisions of the agreement.

Must be nice to be able to buy yourself out of the laws that have 500,000 nonviolent people behind bars. Prick.