But Will He Be Fired?

A 55-year-old Illinois shop teacher has been arrested for a litany of crimes committed while in the classroom.

After arriving at school Monday morning, police said [Sterling] Johnson asked a student to retrieve a bag containing a bottle of Courvoisier cognac from his car. Police said Johnson rubbed the buttocks and thigh of a 13-year-old girl and directed the sexual remark to another 13-year-old girl.

In any normal job this gets you arrested -- which Johnson was -- and fired. But with a teachers' union behind him, who knows?