First the Happy Ending, Then the Arrest

In Lynnwood, Washington, a deputy arrested an exotic dancer for giving him a lap dance; the local law says that performers are to stay at least four feet away from customers. The twist: he didn't arrest the woman until after he'd happily ejaculated in his pants, some five minutes into her lap-dancing routine. "What the deputy has done here is well within the operation's plan," stated a spokesman for the sherrif's office.

Believe it or not, this kind of thing happens frequently.

[Hat tip: Fark; crossposted at Nobody's Business]