The Largest-Ever Gathering of Reality

Someone brilliant and funny (Chuck Klosterman?) had better go cover this weekend's First Annual Reality TV Convention in Nashville and tell me what I missed. (I'm assuming the original reality-based weblog won't be reporting on this one.)

I smile just picturing Klosterman savoring this undoubtedly fascinating 45-minute session:

12PM To 12:45PM – American Idol Panel – Q&A Session with American Idol finalists Jessica Sierra, Scott Savol, and Lindsey Cardinale.

Full list of participants -- none of whom I know a thing about, as my reality experience includes only the first four seasons of The Real World (I will always have a thing for Jacinda Barrett) and season one of Road Rules -- here.