Maybe Old Age Isn't So Bad

It seems that a retirement community near Orlando, FL has a much higher rate of STD's than does Miami, which is no Salt Lake City. A local TV station reports,

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

Has Ron Mexico been visiting retirement communities lately, I ask? One busy retiree says,

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around...All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight"

Amazingly, public health officials blame the epidemic on a lack of sex education. Hogwash! I think the old folks realize that they are not long for this world and just want to have some hot unprotected sex, consequences be damned.