The Passion of the Christ II

Mel Gibson said today that he is working on the sequel to The Passion of the Christ, which will take place in the future. A pissed-off Jesus goes all "revelations" and shit on the wicked with swords, flamethrowers and machine-guns. It's called "How Jesus Got His Groove Back". Ok, I'm making all this up. (Or am I...) I really wanted to talk about how fucked you are as a conservative President when the cross-toting Mel Gibson, who thinks his own wife will burn in hell for not being catholic, compares you to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilization who slaughtered thousands of people in human sacrifices. Finally, we have a replacement for the tired Nazi analogy!

[Via Hit & Run]