So What If I Want to Do Drugs With a Hooker and Then Take a Girl to Her High School Prom?
My life is getting more and more difficult.
First, police in Patterson, New Jersey in local newspapers listing the names, partial address, and birth dates of people arrested for buying drugs or soliciting prostitutes in the city. This is why I don't like the police. Why can't they publish the names and addresses of people arrested for selling drugs or sex? This would make it a lot easier for me to score drugs and whores.
Second, a Cape Cod school is conducting background checks on prom dates and denying entry to people they don't like, including people convicted of marijuana possession. I remember when you could take whoever you wanted to the prom. The 50-year-old guy who knocked you up. Your cousin. A goat. God, those were the days.
First, police in Patterson, New Jersey in local newspapers listing the names, partial address, and birth dates of people arrested for buying drugs or soliciting prostitutes in the city. This is why I don't like the police. Why can't they publish the names and addresses of people arrested for selling drugs or sex? This would make it a lot easier for me to score drugs and whores.
Second, a Cape Cod school is conducting background checks on prom dates and denying entry to people they don't like, including people convicted of marijuana possession. I remember when you could take whoever you wanted to the prom. The 50-year-old guy who knocked you up. Your cousin. A goat. God, those were the days.
posted by Cicero @ 5/10/2006
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