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Monday, May 15, 2006

TP Prank Brings Out the Violent-Crime Squad

Land of the Free update:
Orlando Police Department's midnight squad is used to responding to crimes in progress and they rushed to Edgewater High ready for bad guys armed with guns and knives. Instead, the suspects were armed with Hershey's syrup, shaving cream and toilet paper, and they were unleashing it all on their alma mater. With helicopters in the sky and heavily armed cops on the ground, teenagers were put in handcuffs all over a giant prank.
What — no tear gas, rubber bullets, and water cannons? Gotta admire the cops' restraint.