Trash Talkin'

There's a reason why the terms 'competent' and 'White House' aren't often seen in the same sentence. From Washington D.C. station WUSA9 TV:

How much do you think Osama bin Laden would pay to know exactly when and where the President was traveling, and who was with him? Turns out, he wouldn't have had to pay a dime. All he had to do was go through the trash early Tuesday morning. ... The document [found by a sanitation worker] details the exact arrival and departure time for Air Force One, Marine One and the back up choppers, Nighthawk 2 and Three. It lists every passenger on board each aircraft ... It offers the order of vehicles in the President's motorcade.

No need to call Bob Novak for sensitive information to get out — just wait for the next trash pickup!