Your Hump Day Threesome

First, former Spice Girl hottie Gerrie Halliwell has made an addition to Satan's collection of celebrity spawns by having a baby. Now, I'm not surprised that some guy knocked her up. She's so hot that I would impregnate her just to have sex with her. And I hate children. Especially crippled children. Because they can't get me beer. What surprises me is that she named her baby "Bluebell Madonna", which makes Angelina Jolie's "Africa" sound like "Susan" in comparison. I would love to be the first person in middle school to nickname her "Blueball". And speaking of baby names, Penn Jillette has named his daughter Zolten, which isn't as good as
Malachi, but is a common Hungarian name, Penn's wife's maiden name and most importantly, the name of Dracula's dog. Gratuitous blueball link to Gerrie Halliwell kissing a woman here.

Second, British actress and "ER" hottie Parminder Nagra appeared today on a New York stage as part of a live commercial to promote tourism in London. That's right, plays now have commercials. Is this where we're going, people? Now, don't get me wrong. I would love to see bikini-wearing blonds drinking beer during the intermission of "Macbeth." But, for every one of those great live ads, there will be four "can you hear me now's", three "Congressman so and so eats babies", and two "get help for genital wart's". I'm not paying $50 for that. But, I would pay $50 to have sex with Parminder Nagra. Download some hot Parminder Nagra wallpaper here.

Third, and our first Hump Day Threesome threesome, the Dixie Chicks are "Not Ready to Make Nice". But, they are ready to make love. To me. Despite the restraining order. And thanks to roofies. Screw George Bush, but god bless America.