You've Been Stabbed

I've always thought that if I ever brutally murder two people and am acquitted by a jury of morons, it would be really funny to produce a hidden-camera prank DVD joking about it.

EVER-tasteful O.J. Simpson pretends to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco in his hidden-camera prank DVD, "Juiced," a rip-off of Ashton Kutcher's MTV mainstay "Punk'd." Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot, telling the prospective buyer, "It was good for me - it helped me get away. It's a car that I personally made famous. The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble." In other none-too-side-splitting stunts on the yet-to-be released DVD, the double-murder acquitee poses as a rapper, an elderly white man in a bingo game for senior citizens, a windshield-washer and a pizza delivery man. While cash-strapped Simpson is eager to hawk the DVD, it's unclear whether any profits will go directly to the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, whom Simpson was ordered to pay $33.5 million after being found liable for their deaths in a civil suit. Goldman's father, Fred, tells "Inside Edition" that any profits Simpson makes from "Juiced" will be "blood money."

Trying to sell your Bronco? That's not very funny. What would be funny is running up to family members of the victims and throwing salt in their wounds. Or hot pepper juice in their eyes. And then stabbing them. Repeatedly. Not funny ha-ha. But, funny.

[Via The Superficial]