BIG BREASTS

Now that I have your attention, let's talk about big breasts. It's been many weeks since I last posted a Hump Day Lunchtime Threesome. My apologies. I've been super busy. It's hard out here for a pimp right now. I hope to return to that deliciousness next week. Until then, here are two stories from The Superficial.

First, Victoria Beckham is so poor she can't even afford buttons for her shirt and is forced to walk around London exposing her bra. Damn you, poverty! I'm launching a fundraising drive for her, although it's not so much a fundraising drive as a long night of masturbation to these pictures.

Second, Pamela Anderson participated in a protest against fur by stripping down in the window of Stella McCartney's London boutique. I would do a Google search to see if breast implants contain gelatin or other animal parts, but I'm too busy looking at a scantily shielded profile of her breasts. God, they're big. You could fit a couple of midgets in those things. Not full-size midgets, of course; but midget midgets. You know, the ones that are much shorter than other midgets. Can you imagine a midget living inside one of Pamela Anderson's breasts? Think that's stupid? Well, you know who didn't think it was stupid? Fox Television. They bought my script, and the series comes out next year.