Britney Spears is Like the Greek Goddess Aphrodite

Only by Aphrodite I mean Medusa. And instead of turning you to stone she makes your penis flaccid. She poses nude (gross) and pregnant (double gross) on the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. You can read about it here. You can view it (sicko) here. In related news, Britney Spears says motherhood is terrifying. Which it is, of course. To children of Britney Spears.