"Cigarettes are like a Ferrari, and the pouch is like a secondhand Ford."

Real quote. Real debate over smokeless-tobacco products as an alternative to smoking. Meanwhile, the maker of Nic Lite - a lemon-flavored drink containing nicotine - continues to get beat-up for trying to expand its market share.

A lemon-flavored liquid cigarette sounds disgusting to me. Of course, Baylen swears that Tab's disgusting energy drink is great. And I'm addicted to Red Bull. So, as 50 Cents says, "You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. And if you got a glass jaw you should watch yo mouth."

I'm still patiently waiting for the nicotini to hit DC. And if the health fascists ban tobacco like they want, I'll smoke myself silly with the nicotine rock.