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Monday, June 05, 2006

Congraduations!

The student vice president of Thornton Fractional North High School in Calumet City, Illinois was surrounded by police and arrested as she showed up for the school's graduation ceremony -- in which she was scheduled to lead the Pledge of Allegiance -- because she:

a) Was found with a one-hitter in her pocket.
b) Was naked under a see-through gown.
c) Showed up late for graduation.
d) Made a derisive comment about Gov. Blagojevich.

Answer here.