Finally, I Can Use the "Snake Bit My Penis, and You Need to Suck the Venom Out" Line

Don't know how I missed this last week. An opinion editor for the Wall War Street Journal compares same-sex marriage to marrying snakes and other animals. Steve Colbert has a great retort. Reason's Julian Sanchez tears apart the "same-sex marriage threatens traditional marriage" lie here.

[Disclaimer: I have a snake in my pants right now.]